Aphrodite’s Coin

Jake was doing chores in the back yard. He was eighteen years old but somehow his mother was still able to get him to rack up the fall leaves. As he worked, he noticed something glittering in the garden. Dropping the rake Jasen ran over and found an odd golden coin poking out of the dirt. He picked it up.

“Hmmmmm I can feel your desires.” The voice was sultry and seemed to come from the coin.

“Ah!” Jake screamed like a little girl and tried to drop the coin, but for some reason his fingers closed around it and wouldn’t let go.

“I see you need a little….. guidance. I am the goddess Aphrodite and you are holding my wishing coin. If you make a wish and flip the golden coin, your wish may be granted but be wary, your wish might not come true.

“What the crap is going on” Jake asked. This could never happen in real life, but somehow it was. And as the sultry voice continued to speak he felt the words were true.

“To make a wish, you first have to look someone in the eye and ask them to make a wish. They will immediately express their most recent sexual desire as a wish. After that you can make your own wish. If it lands on heads, your wish is granted. If it lands on tails their wish is granted. It’s so much fun. I love granting dirty wishes.”

“Dirty wishes eh?” Jake asked. “I got to test this out