Lara Croft's new geek

You are nineteen years old and you have got an interview about a private job at some country manor. It pays well and you think it is right up your street.

You are somewhat a geek and you have been at college for a year and a half and want to gain some on the job experience. You haven't got any real friends, and are not even close to getting a girlfriend. You have been told to go to a house in Hertfordshire, which is just outside London, where you live.

You are told to go down this country lane and then make a right, then a left and an other left. Then you go down this road with trees on either side of the road. It says in the E-Mail that the house is the second clearing on the left. You pass one clearing then about a minute later you seem to arrive at a second clearing.

You turn your car into this clearing and see two ten foot high black steel gates. There is an intercom mounted on a pole at car window height, you drive up next to it, roll down the window and press the button. Then a voice comes out of the speaker, its a man's voice and it says "Hello, what can I do you for".

You reply "Hi I'm John Doe I'm here for the job interview."

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