The Karma genie

One day a lamp containing a genie was rubbed by an old man. Unfortunately he died of a heart attack when the genie appeared, not making any wishes. The genie, being mischievous as genies are known to be, used an old loophole and granted his own 3 wishes.

1. To be freed. (Duh)
2. To free all the other genies (duh)
3. To pay back all these annoying humans for being so annoying.

The universe granted the genies wish, in typical genie fashion.

Random humans will be bitten by karma in the most humiliating and degrading ways possible. All those assholes who thought theyd get away with being assholes will have to pay up.