Indecent Exposure

"YOURE NAKED," Mei shouted much to Midoriya's chagrin.

"N-No!"

"You are! Oh my god you so are!"

"I-I-I can explain, you see earlier I was swimming out and then a HUGE wave crashed me under and when I used my quirk to get to the surface I-what are you doing," Midoriya asked as he saw Mei push the control panel aside, getting up from her chair and bending down on the edge of the float right next to where Midoriya is.

"Research," she smiled as she pulled her goggles down and got her head close to the water.

"STOP!"

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..."

"...."

"Okay sure, Ill stop."

"R-Really?"

"Nope! TIME TO SEE THAT JUICY MAGNUM THAT MATCHES YOUR SEXY MUSCLES IZUKU!"

Before he even had a second to object, Hatsume dunked her head in the water, bubbles popping up one after another in rapid succession.

*pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop*

*pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop*

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*pop pop pop pop pop*

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*pop*

Hatsume slowly lifted her head out of the water, her expression coming through clearly as both shock, disappointment, and a tinge of snickering.

"H-H-Hatsume?"

"Damn..."

"Wh-What?"

"Just....hehehehe."

"Wh-what?"

"I used to think you were soooooo hot with your build."

"H-H-Huh," Midoriya blushed hard.

"Your muscles, your fat ass getting shown off in how tight your costume is, it was all a real good steady flow of eye candy for yours truly. But h-h-hahahahahahahahahahahahah! HAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! YOURE HUNG LIKE A HAMSTER!"

Mei threw her head back in laughter,her boobs boucning as she jumped back into her seat as she held her sides, her arms only moving to make the classic SPH gestures with her pinky.

"U-U-Uh the water's cold!"

"Hopefully it doesn't get colder! Otherwise its just gonna shrink back into you-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

"Mei, Mei please stop this is embarrassing enough already!"

"Oh, trust me pencil dick, its not even as embarrassing as it will be."

"Wh-What do you mean will be!?!"

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"

A loud ship horn noise blasted by as crusie ship sailed near their location.

Midoriya's showed horror.

Mei's showed an opportunity.

"Thats what i mean, a company who wants to hire me for my services sailed me out here to test my new babies capabilities. Got a team of experts, stock holders, news casters and paparazzi all on board to interview me about my latest and greatest creation."

"M-M-Mei hold on."

"And what better way to show off what its capable of than catching the rising star Izuku Midoriya in nothing but his birthday suit."

"HATSUME YOU CANT! IF YOU DO THAT THEN EVERYONE IS GOING TO KNOW ABOUT MY-m-m-my...."

"Your whaaaaaaaaaaat," she playfully teased.

"M-M-My...."

"Go onnn say it.

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"My....micro penis."

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YES YOU ADMIT IT!"

"Yes yes I admit it so can you please let me go?!"

"Hmmmmmmmmmmm lemme think about it," Mei pondered as she raised her hand to her chin.