In the lab

(You are 20 years old. Tall and thin and angular. You have dirty blonde, wavy hair cut short and green eyes. You are shy and awkward in social situations. You prefer to spend your free time on your college studies, reading, playing chess online, or watching movies. You are still a virgin)

You realize you fell asleep in the science lab at the state college you attend. You were working to finish up an assignment for chemistry class. You've been cramming for finals and have had very little sleep. You lift your head up and turn to look at the clock on the wall. As you do, you knock over a rack of vials, the liquids inside spill out and mix together and a cloud vapor wafts up. Your instincts tell you to hold your breath, but doing so causes you to take a deep breath first, and you get a lung full of vapor. You pass out on the table. When you wake up you discover...