In the dungeon

You wake up in pain. Your arms and shoulder feel strained and your joints as if they are being pulled out of their sockets. Your vision starts to come back, initially blurred, and then clearer. You are in a dimly lit room with stone floors. Lifting your head you see you are in a dungeon.

Or maybe not -

Stone floors - check

No windows - check

Metal grill - check

Lanterns on wall giving off minimal light - check

But...

St Andrews cross - hmmm

Table with restraints - hmmm

Various implements of **** on wall - check

Various implements of sexual deviancy on shelfs - bugger

Wardrobe of intimate apparel - shit!

Looking up - me hanging from chains attached to my wrists, naked, with only tiptoes able to touch ground - double shit!!!

You appear to be in a **** chamber geared up for sissies. This cannot be good. You remember the warnings of people going missing to be never seen again.

You feel the pain in your arms.

Enough is enough. You initiate "Terminate VR game" but instead of your comfortable room back home you see with horror "Error. Termination command not recognised. Please contact mod developer for bug fix"

Bugger! Oh for the love of...

Oh bollocks, I can hear footsteps!!!