In the bathroom...

Tommy stood at the urinal. Bruce entered the bathroom and, once he determined they were alone, joined his friend and physician.

"Bruce, you're one lucky bastard," Tommy told his childhood friend. "Selina, she's... stunning."

"I couldn't agree more," Bruce said, as he unzipped his fly and began pissing. "Of course, you've done well with your fiancee. You always did have a thing for blondes."

"Look who's talking. I remember you being obsessed with a certain Ms. St. Cloud. ...And patching you up after your little romp with Harley Quinn," Tommy responded. "If you've got a type, it ain't blondes, it's bad girls."

Bruce had to chuckle.

"Tommy, you've got no idea how right you are," the vigilante admitted. Tommy's face flashed from an expression of confusion to one of shocked awe as he quickly put the pieces together.

"Who is she? I guess she's a little pale to be Ivy, and I don't see the Joker out there..." Tommy thought.

"Let's just say the lion's share of our 'dates' have been to museums," Bruce hinted.

Tommy could hardly contain his delight at that.

"I've always found Catwoman very interesting," Tommy admitted.

"So have I," Bruce said wryly.

"Is it true she wears an actual catsuit? And has a whip?" The doctor asked.

"I don't think she has either on her tonight, but yep," Bruce said.

Tommy finished pissing and tucked his cock away. As he did, Bruce noticed his doctor was one of the few men he'd met who were as impressively endowed as he was himself. Detective's instincts.

"You're awfully interested for a soon-to-be-married man, Elliot." Bruce said, finishing up and joining his friend at the sinks.

"Selina intrigues me. Did before you told me her secret, even," Tommy admitted. "Besides, until we tie the knot, Peyton and I have an... open relationship."

"I can cat around, and Peyt... she's free to fuck any other billionaire that tickles her fancy," Tommy whispered.

"Intriguing," Bruce said simply. And it was. Even with Selina out there waiting for him, he couldn't help but think of being with his friend's gorgeous fiancee.