In other parts of the Hookerverse...

In Coast City, Hal Jordan stood in front of a line of men going back three whole blocks, waiting for entry into a building dominated by an enormous billboard on it's front.

Across the top was the banner "WHORES OF LIGHT", beneath which were the titanic images of six beautiful women, representing six of seven the Lantern Corps (the sole member of the Orange Lanterns being male). All sex had assumed lewd poses, and were nude (asides from accessories such as mask or boots, etc), their "naughty bits" covered by strategic posing or glowing Lantern symbols.

In the center of the image were the Star Sapphire Carol Ferris and the Green Lantern Jillian "Cowgirl" Pearlman, locked in a passionate embrace, looking out as if they had just broken a kiss. At their feet, crawling on all fours, was Karru-Sil of the Sinestro Corps, the very image of the "nubile savage", her expression and posture radiating feral lust. Above them hovered Bleez of the Red Lanterns, wings and legs akimbo, fondling her own breasts, the look on her face daring the viewer to fuck her. To the right, Indigo-1, leader of the Indigo tribe, leaned on her staff as if it was a stripper's pole, and to the left the Blue Lantern Sister Sercy stood with outstretched arms and open legs.

Hal looked behind him and smirked. Every man in Coast wanted a piece of these cosmic super-hookers, but out of all of them, he didn't have to pay; Carol and Jill were among his girlfriends, and had convinced all of the Lantern super-hookers to put him on their freebie lists.

Damian Wayne rose to wakefulness slowly and reluctantly. Since his mother had FINALLY gotten around to marrying his father, billionaire philanthropist Bruce Wayne, and moved the two of them into Wayne Manor to live with him and his other wives, Damian had gotten use to sleeping in. In addition, he'd been having a marvelous dream. Like most of his dreams lately it had involved pretty girls. So, when he opened his eyes to find three of them perched on the foot of his bed, it took him a moment to realize that he had actually woken.

They were all a few years older than him, and "pretty" didn't really do them justice. One was a busty blonde in purple silk, one a lithe Asian in black leather, and the third a leggy redhead in skintoned spandex. He recognized all three as being among Batwoman's bevy of super-hooker sidekicks; Stephanie Brown AKA Batgirl, Cassandra Cain AKA Black Bat, and Carrie Kelly AKA Catgirl.

"Happy 13th Birthday Damian" they chorused.

Still groggy from sleep, and kinda confused (not to mention aroused) Damian could only venture a "Whaa?"

"We're your birthday present," Batgirl explained.

"From your father, your mother, and her co-wives," Black Bat continued.

"For the rest of the day, we're yours to do with as you please," Catgirl finished.

They smiled at him lustily, eagerly awaiting him to enjoy his present.

The men of Keystone City and Central City considered themselves to be very lucky. Unlike many cities built on blue-collar industrial work, the twin cities were still going strong, not having experienced economic collapse as other industrial towns all over America had. More significantly, while most cities were lucky to have one or two superheroine protectors, Keystone and Central had over a dozen; the foxy Flash family of sexy speedstresses.

Like all super-powered females, the speedy sirens happily sold their beauteous bodies to anyone who could pay. But that wasn't the best part, because generous souls that they were, the heroines of Keystone and Central offered deep discounts to working men. Even better, as speedstresses, they could service five times as many men as ordinary super-hookers, making sure no man had to go without super-hooker pussy.

Like most men in the twin cities, Henry Begton always put a little bit of his paycheck away to spend on the Flashes. Unlike most men, however, he didn't spend it immediately. Partially, this was because he had a beautiful wife; but then so did many of the men who bought time with a speedstress as soon as their paychecks came in. No, Henry was saving his money so he could be sure to have all of them. And today was the day he finally had enough...

Jimmy Olsen loved traveling to Superwoman's Fortress of Solitude. Sure, it was cold, but that's why he wore a warm coat, and it merely gave him an excuse to snuggle closer to Lois's impressive rack as she carried him. Of course, he could snuggle with her pretty much any time he wanted; one of the perks of being on her freebie list, but he'd happily take any opportunity presented.

He was also intensely curious. It wasn't unusual for the Woman of Steel to whisk him off to the Fortress for sexy photoshoots, but she'd been unusually reticent about what was going on. He was bursting with curiosity, but he kept his mouth shut and leaned his head back against her soft chest; she'd tell him what was going on when they got there.

When she put him down, he whistled in appreciation. While it wasn't like the entire Superwoman family had been gathered, or even all of the Kryptonian members, the assembly was pretty impressive. There was Lois' adopted sister Lucy, a non-powered Super-Hooker. There was her teenage clone Connie, aka Superlass, in her rather casual costume of daisy dukes and black halter-top. And there was Power Girl, who's exact relation to Lois was confusing, in her red cape and white hot pants and tube-top.

But the girl his eyes shot to immediately was a teenaged blonde in a red cape and blue microkini, Superwoman logos barely covering her nipples. There were quite a few young blondes in the Superwoman family, but this one was different. He'd never seen her before in his life, and regretted it, because she was smokin' hot, even for this elite group of out of this world superhotties. She smiled at him, and he practically melted.

"You must be Jimmy," she gushed. "Lo-El's told me so much about you!"

Lois and the others laughed at Jimmy's reaction to the newcomer.

"Jimmy," Lois said. "This is my cousin Kara. She landed on Earth a few weeks ago, and I want you to shoot a special spread to introduce her to the world. Oh, and you're going to be her first client..."