In Dealing with Vanessa, Cooler Heads Prevail

Sophie has that look in her eye and I almost feel sorry for whatever misfortune is about hit Miss Vanessa English, the famous person I've never really heard of.

Then it hits me. This isn't like the other ones we've done.

"What are you thinking of doing?" I ask.

"Oh plenty. First, I'm expose whatever she has going on underneath that tight outfit of hers, then I'm strip her, and then when she's naked and blubbering I'm gonna give that bitch a black eye!" Sophie said waving a fist.

I could see Sophie was not messing around.

"Okay that's great. And really I'd love to see it. But we gotta think about something here," I said.

"What's that?" she said.

"This woman is famous, right? So people are going to see what happens. And take video and pictures and all that. It'll go viral, right?" I said.

"Hm. Yeah, I guess so."

"Well, we can't just have her go from looking perfect to naked in an instant. Someone is gonna get suspicious," I said.

"Yeah, I guess, but no one is going to think 'Oh someone must have stopped time,'" Sophie said.

She had a point here. I was still worried.

"We might get questioned. I don't know something could happen, all I'm saying is we have to make it seem like it happened all on its own. Like at the beauty pageant," I said,

It's not as though I wanted to stop Sophie. Hell, I couldn't wait to see that rich bitch taken down. I just don't want this end.

"Okay, so what if whenever she's in the bathroom, I go, stop time and find out what she has going on underneath," Sophie said. I could see the wheels spinning.

"Sounds good, then what?" I said.

"Then I could sabotage her waist cincher or whatever she has on and it'll burst on it's own!" Sophie said.

"That's great! Then what?"

"Once that cincher loses the battle of the bulge, the rest of her clothes can come off, maybe they'll need some help but still," Sophie said.

"Wow, this is great. So you have her naked and it'll look like it just happened because Miss Princess keeps stuffing bon bons in her face," I said.

"Yeah, then POW!" Sophie said punching the air.

"Ummm ok, you have a reason for that?" I said.

"Well there's this," Sophie said pointing to her bruised cheek. "She also had her brute lady guard toss me to the ground. I should get her too."

She was drifting away again.

"Focus!"

"Oh right. Umm, I don'y know. I'll find a reason. I'll pick a fight with her. It won't be hard."

"And the army of body guards?"

"We'll find some way to keep them occupied. Okay enough talk. She's getting away. Let's go have some fun!" Sophie said.

"Okay, okay, fine. Let's go," I said. Not sure what was going to happen but I knew whatever it was would be interesting.

"Oh and then I'll shave her head!" Sophie said.

"Oh boy."