Ignore the phone

Dave decided to ignore the phone, because the task at hand was definitely more important.

When it didnt stop ringing he took the remote and pointed at the TV thinking. "Come on, at least work this time so I don't have to hear that phone anymore."

Of course it worked again, but again not exactly as Dave had expected. While he was pushing the volume button, the ringing's volume was slowly turning down.

"Wait, that can't be true" he thought, and then concentrated his thoughts on turning the phones volume up and pushed the button.

And sure as hell, the ringing was getting louder again. Then he pointed the remote at the TV, thinking about turning up it's volume, and pushed the volume button again, and it got louder too.

"Fuck this is great" he shouted and laughed as he played around with the remote, and even tested it on his mother's pet rabbit, watching it get louder and quieter simply because he was pressing a button.

Well I guess I should better find out how this thing really works, he thought and started to inspect it.

The remote was rather long, but also thin, so it wasn't too big altogether and Dave could easily carry it around.

It had a typical on and off, as well as a sleep and a mute button, as well as the typical play, pause, stop, rewind and fast-forward buttons, which were for some reason labelled "universal".

But that was where it stopped looking normal.

It had the volume button, as well as one labelled "thoughts", one "size" button, a button labelled "context-specific".

Dave was thinking about all his new possibilities and was definitely getting a bit horny while thinking about how to test his new toy.