If this is a dream, then can I get to know you better?

"Really? You actually want to know me?" asks the girl boringly, "All right, I might as well say a few things."

"First, I am your subconscious, which means I don't really exist in real life, only in your mind. Second, you are actually sleeping right now. I can't tell if you're sleeping alone or with someone else or more than one person. Third, although it's nice to want to know the girl, you can cut the bullsh**, I know what you want. And if I guessed correctly, then you should probably go back and choose something else to ask."