If I dispose of his clothes, I'll be able to tease him all the way back to the dorm!

"I'll just return these... Pants and underwear..." Hate to get a late fee, after all! Haha!

Okay, so he's definitely stranded now! Naked, clothes locked away in the book return slot, no way to get safe except to sneak back to the dorm... Mmm...

Fuck, that sounds like fun...