I went out to a bar.

My friends thought that it would be a great idea to get some fake ID's and go to a bar to have some fun for the night, so we did. Much to my surprise, it worked. We got right into the place without any problems. I wasn't about to argue though, I just wanted to have a good time. As we walked inside, I took a peek at the general scope of things. Aside from a few drunken idiots scattered among the people, I got a pretty good vibe from the inhabitants. Before I did anything though, I had to pee, so I headed to the ladies room for some relief.

It didn't take very long, and as I washed my hands I started to look around at the girls in there with me...all of them were quite attractive, and it started to turn me on. I walked out needing a little relief...and without really thinking, I headed to the men's room; the one place where I was guaranteed to get it.