I think we should probably get Jeff an upgrade...

*Shlurp*

"Oh god..." And now for something you'll really enjoy, Jeff... "Wait, no, keep going..."

Spin the chair, wide knees and... "You sure?" Give it a kiss and... Wait, when did my shirt come undone?

"Fuck!" Oh, okay, whoa, and I'm on a desk and...

"Oh fuck yes!" Fuck, who knew Jeff's cock would feel so fucking good!?

"What, none for me?" Oh, right, Jess is here...