I think he might actually like it more if I don't lose the shirt just yet...

"Because..." No one's around... I can do this... "My shirt is just long enough for this..." God, I'm doing this... Give him a twirl...

"You could go anywhere like this and no one would hardly know..." I don't think I've ever seen Jeff smile quite like this... I don't think I've ever smiled quite like this...

"Unless, of course, I have to bend down..." Let's see how straight I can keep my knees getting this backpack... oh crap, okay, it was supposed to just slide up and flash my backside, not slip all the way down and bare my tits!

"Have I mentioned how holy fucking hot as fuck you are?" Yes. Yes I think you have. Am I smiling like a loon again? "So... where to?"