I should probably clarify that that thing about, um, thinking about her, was, um, unusual...

"Um, I, uh, I don't usually think about... um..." Fuck. "I'm super into dongs."

"Oh really? Sure thing, babe." And now she's taking off her shirt and oh fuck she's fucking so fucking hot... fuck... "Because I think about you pretty often..." Mmm... she's coming over here and... oh fuck she kisses so... "Especially when I'm with some limpdick jackass." Shit, it is so obvious I'm checking her out right now... "Imma go hop in the shower, all naked and soapy and lonely... have fun studying!"

Did she just walk out into the hall *before* wrapping the towel around her?

Fuck.