I guess not. Let's get home, already.

You arrive home and wait what seems like 10 weeks, though it's probably more like 12 minutes, before you hear a knock at your front door. Upon opening it, you find a box marked KK. You all but shiver with anticipation, dragging it inside. You open the box and find the machine all but completely assembled, only needing to have the dildo mounted and cables plugged in. It is solidly built, and extremely heavy, you guess so it doesn't just move itself around during use.

There is a quiet hum as you plug the machine in and it goes through what seems to be a calibration movement, extending fully and then retracting back fully before playing a little jingle and thrusting to the notes as if to demonstrate its purpose.

There is also a tablet and cable to connect as controls. You do so and it repeats the calibration motion and jingle.

Looking at the tablet, you see a set of controls that let you customize seemingly every aspect, from the obvious 'Thrust Depth' setting to the somewhat more confusing 'Swingtime Articulation' setting.