I do, but I lie…

The voice on the other side of my bedroom door kept on, "John unlock this door immediately or I will ground you?" and I understood I have ****.

So I got busy. i pulled the Murphy Bed down and put the cover's on it and got inside it to make it seem as though I'd slept in it and then gestured to Tom to sleep and we closed our eyes and pretended to be asleep. Only to be "woken" up by the, now banging on the door.

"John, you open this door right now..." then slience, "5, 4, 3, 2 don't you dare make me reach 1, because the consequences will be dire."

I got up then and fake "yawned" and Tom did the same. I then got up and answered the door.

"Aunt Kathy, what are you doing here." I ask her, surprised to see her.

"Oh, I came to visit and your mother asked for me to come check on you and your 'friend' and make sure that all is well." she said using air quotes aroud the word friend in disgust.

"As you can see nothing is going on, so I'd like to go back to bed." I tell her and with that I slam to door in her face and lock it back.

"Dude, did you really just do that?" Tom asked.

I thought about it and moment's later "John, stop being rude to your aunt. She's very upset." Mom said.

"I don't care she disresepted me, by dising my boyfriend...." [OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD] I said it, I really said it.

Tom looked at me dumbstruck and I can't blame him, I was too. So I unlocked the door and Mom walked in.

"Ok, so no more-.." She stopped herself when she saw the Murphy Bed and saw we slept sepererly. Before she could say anything there was a voice behind mom.