I catch you and your buddy Frank... playing Smash Brothers.

I wake up to you shouting "You son of a bitch!" You're home.

I blink, bleary eyed in the morning light.

You're home!

I glance over at the outfit I'd been planning on wearing for months now. A simple yellow tank top, just low enough for good cleavage, just thin enough to give away my new found dedication to lack of bra wearing (they make your boobs sag!). A flowery skirt, loose and light, not too short. Wouldn't want to give away the lack of panties too soon! Hehe!

Just boring enough to seem like I'm wearing something totally normal. Just slutty enough to (hopefully!) turn you on!

I hop out of bed, tossing my jammy shirt and panties on my bed and slipping into my seductress outfit, haha! A quick stop to freshen up in the bathroom (my hair actually looks pretty good...) and I head down to the den.

You and your old buddy Frank are taking up the two recliners, the only seats in the room. You two haven't spotted me just yet... Time to say good morning!