I am.

Just to be on the safe side, you double-checked. The envelope HAD been addressed to you, and the letter itself did indeed say, "Dear Sir". Looking for what other possible mistakes you may have made, you noticed there was still another piece of paper in the envelope. You removed and read it.

"Thank you for not throwing this away. That first sheet was simply cover in case a female relative or annoying roommate who liked to read your mail had opened it. Don't worry; This trip is planned specifically to be granted to a straight male.

Please call the phone number at the bottom of this page, and speak to our office staff. That way, we can know who/where you might like to visit, and what amount of time we have to inform the necessary parties of their new co-star's arrival."

You look near the bottom of the sheet. Deciding to utilize your cellphone (in case they care to pass it around as well before you arrive), you call the number.