I Wasn't Thinking With My Brain...

Hot girl, agreeing to have sex with me, just because I wasn't a Prince? Sign me up! Sure, I wasn't thinking clearly, but sometimes you roll a nat 20, and I was thinking this was one of those times...

"Sure Maria, I'm game for that," I said, and Maria rubbed her gloved hands together saying "Woo Hoo!"

"First though, you's gots to eat the Mushroom!" She said, and I realized this was my last chance to back out...