I'm here for my friend, not you!

You shout, “Get out of my face! I’m here for my friend, not you!” Geez, Gina could really stand to grow up. Dropping everything she’s doing to challenge you to a pokemon battle, even though you have other things you’re doing. How immature can you get?

Only the sounds of sex fill the air, until the Mr. Pennysworth speaks up. “Go on. What are you seeking on behalf of your friend?”

“You need to set her free!” you answer.

“Ahhh yes. We do receive these sorts of requests from time to time,” he says.

“Daiiiilyyyy~” his wife adds.

He continues, “*ahem* It may seem like a foreign concept at your age, but when you’re older, you may learn something called accountability. Your actions often have consequences, and if your friend is working here against her will, then I suspect that she took action without thinking about the consequences. What may at first resemble ‘**** labor’ is nothing more than your friend being held accountable for her actions. Surely you understand, no?”

“No!” you rebuke. “Girls shouldn’t have to show their bodies to strangers if they don’t want to! Our bodies are temples! Creepy, disrespectful people who only see us as objects aren’t allowed to look!”

He yawns, still pounding away at his wife. “Regardless of your feelings on the matter, I have your friend’s signature on a piece of paper stating that she is legally required to work here. And I have YOUR signature on a piece of paper stating that unauthorized entrance to my office warrants one year of labor.”

“Our office!”

He ignores her. “*AHEM* Give me one reason that I should free your friend instead of calling security and adding two more beautiful ladies to my staff.”

“Because!” you declare, “I challenge you to a pokemon battle!”

Gina sighs. “You idiot. Obviously they’re not-”

“We accept!” the managers answer.

“…Huh?” Gina questions, mouth agape.

“I must admit, the thrill of a pokemon battle is a bit of a weakness for the wife and I. It is a rare opportunity, and the chance to fight doubles is even rarer. Very well! We will battle the two of you. If you are victorious, debts will be cleared for both your friend and the young lady with the uncouth vocabulary.”

“Fuck you,” Gina follows up. Well, he’s not wrong.

“If you lose, however, you will both find yourselves starring in our next show, and many more to come.”