I'm fine

"I'm fine," you say, "and all the better for hearing from you."
"Did you miss me?"
"Well, I wondered what had happened - I mean, it didn't feel like a one-night-stand, but then you just disappeared, and I hadn't heard from you."
"I'm sorry - I'd love to know what you'd like me to do to make it better."
"You could get over here and do that thing with your tongue again."
"I'm sorry babe, I'm on the other side of the country."
"How about seeing what you can do from there?"
"What do you mean?"
"Over the phone"
"How?"
"Well, you start talking dirty to me, telling me what to do, and I follow your instructions - we'll see if it works."
"Okay, first off, is it still daytime there?"