I'm a government-contracted escort and spy who specializes in seduction and shadowrunning.

You inhale sharply then reveal everything: "I'm a government-contracted escort and spy who specializes in seduction and shadowrunning, sent here to bolster you in time for the next mission by sleeping with you so that you can keep Mr. Mann in the black for another day and ensure that my benefactors have a client. My codename is Miss Yellow, I am a Pisces, Blood Type O. I enjoy coffee and relaxing during cold evenings. I lost my virginity at the age of 16 to a man I didn't know and have never had a successful relationship. I live in my work now and have not had a night off in four years. While I seem cold and workminded, I have long dreamed of finding a man to take me away from it all and save me from my self-destructive habits."

The scout looks at you and frowns. "Why did you say that?" he asks.

"I don't know," you say, clutching your shoulders in fear. "Can I hit the back button?"

"Uh, okay."