I'll go get this straightened out.

Your mum thanks you as you retreat to the main building to command a different villa.

The cute receptionist seems taken aback by your request. “That’s one of our finest villas, and you requested a single bedroom with the full experience..” she explains.

Suddenly you remember clicking a checkbox on the website that said “full experience”. You didn’t know what it meant, and it was definitely more expensive, but you were a bit drunk at the time and it seemed like a good idea! You ask her quietly what that really means.