I'll bet I can even stand right behind him to "watch" him use his and lose this shirt and he won't notice...

"Mind if I see how you use yours?" Casual over-the-shoulder smile and...

"Um, sure, no problem..." Standing up is trickier than I expected... but, ya, there, turn around walk behind him.

"So, can you just do the partial in each direction, or..." Heh, if someone walked by...

"Um, no, I don't... I don't think you can... Can you even do..." Look at him go, typing away at the function catalog... Aisle looks clear, let's start on the buttons...

"I don't see any function for..." Buttons? Fuck buttons, let's just... up and...

Holy shit I am totally fucking naked.

And Jeff has no idea!

Oh god I just want his cock...