I'll annoy the fuck out of Perkins all summer

It's too weird. You read about this shit in books and watch movies. I've even seen some porn with this exact same scenario. I can’t do it.

I shake my head and say, “I’m sorry, Mr. Perkins, I can’t. I guess you’ll have me during the summer to brighten your day.”

He puts it back and resets the bottom half of his wardrobe. He says, “I understand. I felt strange asking because it seems wrong, but you are an adult.”

“Umm, yeah, okay, I’m going to leave now.” I grab my belongings and leave the classroom. Outside the school, Eric and Lewis are waiting in his car.

Eric asks, “How did it go?”

I swear and say “I failed the fucking test. Now I’m stuck taking this stupid class again in the summer.”

Lewis says, “That fucker, do we need to toilet paper his house?”

I grin and say, “Tempting, but no. I just want to go home and go to bed. I could have gone with you and skipped and had the same result and at least enjoyed my day.”