Hypnosis for Dummies

“Alright, I want you to keep her distracted!!” Said Yin giving Yang a piece of her plan.

“And then what?”

“Just do it you assmunch!”

He noticed her eyeing the rusty hatchet along with the refrigerator.

“I know what you’re thinking, you better not do it, we’re trying to lay low here not add another crime to our ledgers!!!”

“Ohh Relax, that’s just Plan C!” She said walking off.

Yang was left confused and a bit afraid.

“Wait what’s Plan B?!!!”

“You’ll know when you start screaming it!!” She said walking off to grab some supplies.

Yang sighed nervously going back out to see Gina continuing to salivate at the menu.

“Ok…… you can do this Yang, just gotta act natural……. God this better work.” He said walking to her.

“Hey there you are, are we gonna start?” She asked eagerly as she put down the menu.

“Umm sure….” He said looking back to Yin giving him a thumbs up.

“Yes I just went to grab some…. Paper work for the interview!” He said telling an absolute lie.

Gina then started to look at him a little closer as Yang could feel some sweat under his pits.

“Weird, you look like someone I know…”

“Really do I, huh what a….. weird coincidence!”

He looked back to see Yin slowly opening the kitchen door as Yang breathed out.

“Wait…. I know you!!”

“What—“

Gina got up suddenly as she grabbed him by his apron.

“What the hell are you doing here Yang?!!”

“HELP PLAN B PLAN B!!!!” He shouted as Yin hit her with the back Metal end of the hatchet.

She fell to the floor as Yang frantically grabbed her, Yin smiled eagerly looking at her **** body.

“Ohh thank god, a concussion!” He said sighing some relief.

“Hehe, looks like things went off without a hitch!!”

Yang looked at her annoyed.

“Why the hell didn’t you do that before?!!”

“Well I told you to distract her, not draw her attention to me dumbass!!”

Gina let out a small groan as Yin punched her in the face.

“What…. Why did you just-?!!”

“She needs some more beauty sleep, now come on and help me drag this heavy bitch into the kitchen.!!” Said Yin as Yang did just that.

After a while, it was now nighttime as Yin and Yang had tied her with some ropes onto a chair.

“Alright what now?”

Yin pulled out a quarter and book smiling.

“Now we’re going to turn her into our **** with some good old hypnosis!!” She said smiling.

“…… is this what you’ve been spending some of our money on?”

“Maybe why?”

“And you called me trying to prefect a soufflé a waste of time!!!”

“Well those are fucking expensive as hell to make, this right here is cheap as hell!!” She said holding up the book.

“Well Cooking’s the only thing making us money!!!”

“Why waste your time making stuff when we can just profit off of someone else’s premade foods!!”

The two of them stopped arguing as Gina moaned a little, they sighed relief as they looked back at each other.

“This better work!”

“Relax, I’ve been practicing on myself I know what I’m doing!!” She said smiling.

She held the quarter to her eyes as they started to open a little bit.

1.) Against all odds, Yin manages to hypnotize her quite effectively.

2.) Yin accidentally drops the quarter as Yang tries to grab it as Yin hits Gina in the back of the head again to silence her.

3.) Yin gets distracted as some high standing members from Gen Tech come to order and discuss some plans.

4.) Tom comes inside to order some food as Yang and Yin panic a bit, they try their best to multitask as best as they could.