Humiliate them

You stop time. You go to the closest store and find a pair of scissors. You take the clothes out of the shopping bag and shred every article of clothing into strips. You then remove the bitch's clothes and remove her man servant's clothes. You tie him buck naked to lamp post, with his back to the post and his wrists tied behind it. You blindfold and gag him. You then take a strip of cloth and tie a bow around his cock and balls. You take the blonde's lipstick and write I fuck sheep! across his chest.

You take the naked blonde and find a fire hydrant. You sit her with her back to the fire hydrant and tie put her her arms back, so you can tie her wrists behind her and the fire hydrant. With her lipstick, you write _Dog piss post! _on her chest. You then blindfold and gag her.

You take the keys to the car and put them in a storm drain, remove the dog from the car, lock the car doors and close them.