Hulking in the Shadows

"Howard T. Duck Private Investigations? Is this the place?"

Walt nodded then realized that Gwen and Jubilee probably couldn't see it from behind the big box he was carrying. "Yep, Gwen. They should be expecting us. Go ahead and knock please."

Someone knocked then Jubilee saying, "Uhm, Hello? Mister Duck, dude? We're here with Walt to see you and Sh-uhh... Shama Lama Ding Dong?"

Gwen laughed and Walt grinned and started singing as did Howard as he got closer to the door and eventualy opened it.

"If I searched,

This whole wide world,

I'd never never never,

Find me a girl,

Who'd love me,

The way that you do.

'Cause You're

Shama Lama,

Rama rama rama ding dong

Baby

You put the

Ooh mou mou

Oh oh oh oh

Back into my smile, child

Hey

That is why

That is why

You are my sugar dee dee doo!"

Walt and Howard laughed. "Bit long for a secret password but I've heard worse," Howard said. "Come on in!"

They walked in and Gwen said, "Totally a duck!" holding out her hand. Jubilee nodded and pulled out a twenty dollar bill and slapped it into Gwen's hand.

Walt chuckled setting down the big cardboard box of Chinese food they'd picked up from Chinatown. "Jubes you got the bag?"

She smiled and held up the bag of extra large clothes they'd picked up. "For Jen? Got them right here!"

Howard locked the door as a lovely voice from the other room said, "Thanks. I appreciate that," as Jennifer Walters came around the corner.

Walt smiled as Jubilee squeeled happily running up to pass her the bag excitedly. "Hi Sh-er, Ms Walters! I'm Jubilee! I hope everything fits!"

Gwen's jaw dropped as she looked up at the stauesque and muscular chiseled big green woman who was as tall as Walt-no, she was actually a bit taller she realized! She reached into her pocket and pulled out the twenty and slapped it back onto Jubilee's hand.

Jennifer Walters smiled. "Jennifer or Jen is fine. Ms Walters is for clients. Anyone who's gone this far out of their way to help is definitely a friend. I'm sure they're fine. I can't go back to my apartment so I've been trying to make do."

Walt looked at her. She had a devastating smile but he could tell... she was exhausted. Looked gaunt like she hadn't been eating well too. She looked like she'd recently gotten cleaned up but her clothes looked dirty. "Why don't we let Ms Walters- ah, Sorry. Why don't we let Jen get changed and eat. By the way," He stepped forward to shake her hand. "I'm Walter or Walt and this is Gwendolyn-"

"Gwen," Gwen said shaking Jen's hand as well getting over her surprise and smiling. "Walt's right. Best eat while it's still hot!"

Jen nodded. "Sounds good to me! Give me just a minute."

Walt started making introductions Gwen, Jubilee and Howard as they unpacked food and Jen stepped into the bathroom. The clothes in the duffel bag looked to be about her size (they'd grabbed a few of Piotr's old clothes and Walt's things and stopped to pick up some more feminine options on the way.) And more importantly they'd cover her.

She grabbed the underwear and some jeans and a hooded sweatshirt. She looked up into the mirror. "They seem nice enough..."

"Oh boy!" Said Stan excitedly who looked at Deadpool. "You set the recorder up properly this time, right? We don't need a repeat of the last couple of times! That sports junk and documentaries on the lives of Flora Colossi was not sexy!"

Deadpool nodded. "I tested it myself. We're all set for any future sexiness! And it don't get much sexier by the pound then She-Hottie-"

"I get you guys are "Watchers"... but If either of you two perverts even think about recording me," She-Hulk growled staring right into the TV at the two them making them both gulp. "Or any of the others I WILL come over there and tie knots in things that shouldn't be tied in knots... things that you DEFINITELY don't want to have tied in knots... and that's just for starters. Because then I'll really get mean... and take you both to court. Understood?"

Stan and Deadpool looked at each other, nodded and then stood up. Deadpool unplugged the recording device while Stan opened the window. They threw the recording device out the window then returned to their seats with a sigh. "Understood," they said.

"Wise decision boys," she told them and then she got changed.

"Well... at least we still get to watch which means we get to keep our jobs," Stan said.

Deadpool nodded. "I forgot she could do that. Is it that freaky when I do that?" He asked both Stan and the reader.

"She's been doing longer than you have, Pal," Stan said and then wiggled his hand back and forth. "Kinda sorta."

"Good to know," Deadpool said. "And knowing is half the- great big, beautiful green bazongas!" he pointed at the action on the screen. "Hope the author will put in a masturbation scene or someone "accidentally walking in" or something and won't cock-

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"-block... Dick move," Deadpool told the author.

The author didn't care what Wade thought.