How to be a Goth

Chris smiled. "You know, I've always admired your goth lifestyle."

"You should. I'm the only unique person at this school," said Raven.

"Like how you drink from the toilets because water fountains are for conformist pussies."

"I hate conformist pussies; I do my own thing."

"Yeah, you're the only one smart enough to know toilet water is cleaner than water fountain water because no one puts their mouth on toilets like they do on water fountains."

"Look, are you going to suck up to me, or can I go without you being annoying?"

"It's just so goth and unique of you to talk like a little girl with a lisp."

"Well, I jush enjoy being a widdle goth girl and not shum widdle conformish ashole."

"And the way you skip down the halls instead of walking and how you suck your toes when you're bored in class; it just so cool and goth. Nothing is more goth than that!"

"You don't have to tell me how to be goth," said Raven, "I'm the queen of goths. Now I'm gonna go to clash." Raven left and skipped away.

Chris smiled. He had first hour with Raven, and he knew he could have more fun with her.