How Does an Onahole Work?

With Ayeka distracted with dealing with her little sister, Ryoko knew this was her chance to make Tenchi her own! Only - "MOM!"

"Oh, my, School Nurse Hakubi!" Mihoshi was startled, too, to see the middle-aged woman with the weird hairdo in her and her husband's bedroom now as well. "What is that in your hand? Is it a new innovation of yours?"

Washu laughed, and told her, "This, my spectacularly naive, young woman, is an onahole! With it, I can give my daughter Ryoko a little sister or brother!"

"Really? Can you show me how it works? If I become pregnant, then my marriage to Tenchi can't be annulled!"

"I'd be glad to show you how it works, my dear airhead. See, I take the onahole and-"

"Mom!! Stay away from Tenchi! I didn't steal your sleeping powder and hypnotic just so you could have your way with the boy I love!"

"Aaaa!!" Ayeka screams, at last seeing what had been developing literally behind her back. "Everybody stay away from my brother's family jewels!!" She was at a handicap about stopping any and everyone by continuing to have to shield innocent Sasami from something that would be mosaic-censored in manga, anime and AVs.

"This is your chance, Sasami!" the pet cat-rabbit, Ryo-Ohki, told the youngest sister. "Change into Magic Woman Pretty Tsunami and bring peace to this weird house of yours!"