Horny Hollywood Party

John made his wish.

"I wish that I was hosting an exclusively female Hollywood party here at my mansion tonight at 7, and that every female celeb knew about it and wanted to attend."

At once, the mansion's interior changed. Fancy golden streamers lined the walls, a cocktail bar appeared, stocked to the brim with liquor, and, of course, various foodstuffs on a fancy oak table.

John knew that invitations had been magically sent out to every female celeb, and soon every one of them would be in attendance.

John smiled and conjured up a fancy tuxedo and waited for his guests to arrive.

At 6:45, his first guest entered.