Honey, are you sure they're not yours?

Looking at her hoping she'll just think she was mistaken and consider they just may be hers, only the look of anger from her face tells me she's not buying it. She then folds her arms with a demanding look on her face and replies...

"Patrick!!! Enough of the stalling! Those panties are high waisted, not to mention I DON'T OWN A RED PAIR!!! Now tell me right this minute what's going on, or you'll be out in the cold so fast, your head will spin! Just remember... I have all the money in this house! You don't even have a job or any means to support yourself! Now! Tell me who she is and what's going on! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?"

Begining to tremble on the inside, i stare at her trying to think of something quick to say. I can only stutter out the first few words before coming up with the only way i can think of without having to admit i was cheating on her...

"Uh, Ni, Ni, Nikki... H, Honey. Well.... This is rather humiliating thing to tell you. Um, th, they are mine"

Shyly looking down in my embarrassment away from her strict glance. She then unfolds her arms as i thinking to myself...( Did i just say that? Couldn't i have come up with something better? )

Nikki looks at me with a smirk on her face...

"So Patrick, tell me. Are you saying you like to wear panties? Ha! If so, then put them on and lets just see if they fit. Then I'll be the judge if you're telling me the truth or not!"

I look up at her with a lump in my throat, finding it hard to swallow.