Honesty is the best policy...

You clear your throat and decide to let it all out.

"My wife and I were doing what every married couple has a right to do in the privacy of their own home," you intone -- a little more awkwardly than you had planned.

The Missus rolls her eyes at that and you know she's thinking she married the biggest nerd around.

The doctor smiles. (And such a sexy smile!) "You were having sex?"

"Yes," you both reply.

Dr. Leong cocks an eyebrow. "Normal sex, or some kind of intercourse that would reasonably result in the man passing out?"

"Pretty normal..." you start, then see your wife get a little peeved out of the corner of your eye. "Well, pretty great sex, actually. But nothing gymnastic, if that's what you're asking."

The doctor starts to write a little on her clipboard.

"I see. Could you provide a little more detail?"

You check with your wife, and she shrugs that it couldn't hurt to tell.

"Ummm, she started by giving me head and then we went into a missionary position."

The doctor looks concerned. "That should have resulted in you passing out. Have you been eating regular meals and getting enough sleep?"

You nod.

She looks through your file.

"There's nothing in your medical history indicating a risk for losing consciousness during normal sexual activity. And you've never passed out before during sex?"

You and your wife shake your heads.

The doctor taps her pen on your file in thought.

"You know, it might help if you reproduce the conditions that lead to your blacking out. Would you two might recreating this morning's activities for me?"

You stare at the medical professional for a moment to see if she's joking. She seems quite serious -- and like it's no big deal. You check out your wife to see if she's appalled at the idea, but she not saying "no." (You check the door. Closed.) And you stare at your cock, which is hard and eager and forming a tent in the sheets.

And you answer...