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Chapter 10
by LLationLLation
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Hokage Dethroned
Geeze...
Had she been too hard on the kid?
Tsunade felt conflicting feelings towards their encounter; on the one hand, his actions lately were moving to ridiculous territories. Sakura's claims about him writing up genuinely offensive and sexual remarks in the gift she allowed him to receive was one thing, but she heard other accusations that only served to build a not-so-positive picture. He had ogled women in the park, harassed more at a restaurant, and then he followed Sakura to her apartment at night to steal her underwear. It was absolutely absurd and frankly hard to believe in a sense; the local pervert taught the brat, but even he had a few lines he wouldn’t cross. At least, that's what she had believed until she heard what Sakura had to say this morning.
Her student failed to provide her with proper evidence, but she was inclined to believe her. Not once had Sakura shown to lie about matters like these, and it's not like Naruto had the cleanest track record. That, and the noticeable way he had been shivering and displaying signs of natural discomfort, led her to believe the boy was hiding something. It didn't feel particularly pleasant, but she had to assert herself; his behavior has to be corrected.
She exhaled a warm breath and looked down. Her eyes trailed over one of the many sheets of paper in need of review and approval—a few requests to alter the names of streets, and adjust positioning of buildings, among others. All of which needed her focus, she couldn't just approve applications left and right; moving landmarks costs money, and the number of absurd name choices for roads was genuinely surprising. They needed her utmost attention, but despite herself, she couldn't focus. Her mind continued to trail back to her conversation with Naruto.
''The day I let you lay a hand on the artifacts I have crafted myself will be the day you sit in this chair as Hokage. Neither would happen while I'm in charge.'' Tsunade frowned. She had said a few things that, in hindsight, could've been toned down. In the moment she was heated, the day stood young, and her lack of sleep really did a number on her general sense of judgment. He stepped out of line, but that didn't mean she had to do the same.
Tsunade yawned.
She could really use a nap. Some booze, and rest... Anything to clear her mind. Too much stress has been piling her down, and Naruto took it all in full ****. A literal mountain of paper had her trapped in the office without an end in sight. She was tired, hungry... Naruto's antics just came at a very unfortunate time.
Her eyes scanned for the community service application she signed in his name. It was something she did in haste. After a few minutes to calm down, she looked on at it with a hesitant eye; it would be effortless for her to void the whole bill. But should she? Some of the words that left her mouth were unwarranted. But there still had to be a punishment for his actions, or else she'd essentially be encouraging the behavior.
Instead of having it vetoed, she placed the paper on the desk and slid it aside. Naruto needed to go through with it as a learning experience more than anything. He can't get away with being a perverted prankster, not in her village. But, an apology of some kind was in order; as annoying as he could be, she didn't hate him, and she didn't want to brat to hate her.
Yet another yawn escaped her lips. She licked them absently and shifted her gaze down towards the bottommost drawer of her desk. Inside rested her small collection of beer and a few bottles of ****. Shizune would disapprove, but her assistant wasn't present, so a small drink wouldn't hurt anyone. If anything, it would serve to help calm her down, as she didn't want to lash out as much when Naruto returned. And when Shizune did come in later today, there would be no hope of slipping a sip under the raven-haired girl's watchful gaze.
Without giving it much thought, and still very tired, Tsunade reached her hand down into the open drawer and clasped her hands around the glass shape of one of her expensive drinks.
The bottle slumped onto the table, and Tsunade moved her hand to flick off the bottle ca... To squeeze the girthy base of the plastic dick-shaped bottle. It was always odd... Annoying that the bottles needed to be stimulated before she could actually drink from them. But it is what it is. As she stroked the veiny dick bottle, her eyes looked over the current sheet in need of her attention.
Yes...
She rolled her eyes.
Someone else requesting to rename a street. It has been the same three people over the past few months; they can't decide. First, it was Green-Lake Path. Then, Green-Lake Meadow. And, Green-Pond Grass. For that very reason, Tsunade had half a mind to institute an act restricting rename applications to a once per year basis. This would be the last time she'd approve a name change for this road. They wanted it to be Green-Gra.. Dick-Suck Pastures.
For once, Tsunade could get behind a change. She felt the name suited the part of town well. Though, something felt wrong with that... It.. It didn't matter. She signed the document and pushed it aside to grab the next one.
It was a request form. Asking if it could be possible to repave the dirt road which stretched between Cock-Worship Circle and Titfuck Field. She held back her pen and gave it some thought. Did that road really need work? It has been a while since someone recoated the dirt with a more pleasing to the eye touch, but was it worth the funds?
After a few more seconds to ponder it over, Tsunade chose to reject the request. The money could be better spent on more active stree.... The next sheet caught her eye; it was a building application form for three more Bitch Fodder Pubs to be constructed, the perfect use for the village's funding. Without a second thought, she signed the document. Bitch Fodder's beer was the only drink she consumed; their signature Bitchfeeder cock bottles filled every hidden compartment in her office. The beer never tasted better coming from the cock-head shaped tip. It contained... Semen. Cum freshly milked and bottled. The flavor wasn't particularly tasty, but regardless the business boomed as their cum products were certainly addicting despite the sour aftertaste.
Speaking of its sour aftertaste, Tsunade finished stimulating the girthy cum-containing cock bottle, and she lifted it up into her mouth to drink down the thick liquid. Large gulps could be heard in the room as she choked the cum down hungrily. The taste wasn't enjoyable, but she didn't finish until the bottle was empty; without a care, she tossed it aside and reached down for another bottle. The one she retrieved this time was the Naruto edition, its bottle had an orange tint, and apparently, its semen tasted exactly like Naruto's for quadruple the price. She had only bought one out of curiosity; apparently, all the money gained from it went directly into Naruto's pockets, and for how expensive it was, she had no intention of buying more than.... The entire stock. The floor was scattered with empty Naruto cock bottles; the one in her hand would be her 17th drink today; the taste wasn't anything to write home about, but the bottles were shaped to mimic Naruto's own, so she had to get her hands on as much as possible.
Her thoughts moved over to the brat whose cum she was currently swallowing. Has it been twenty minutes? Time moves by in a blur when drinking Naruto's cum. She should send for him; he needed to hand over the ''relic'' and hear her explain the details of his community project... After taking another deep gulp of his thick load, she slammed the bottle down and let out a long sigh, one that was encased by her cum-tasting breath. She should make sure he returned... Since her thoughts were on Naruto, she remembered she needed to instate a law. Typically, she will instill a bill first to shoot by the people, but this had to be instated instantly. That whole bill process would create an unneeded delay.
The paper in front of her read, ''All women must wear Naruto branded underwear. Failure to abide by this law will result in Naruto having a free fuck pass to be used on the unlawful woman in question."
Tsunade signed the document and put it aside for Shizune to distribute in the next morning's paper. She reached for her cock-shaped bottle and took a long swig of its slow-moving contents before tossing it aside. Her mouth slapped together, and she licked her lips clean from the semen.
Naruto had long enough so.... To give him more time, she decided to finish declaring another law. ''A skirt's length may be no longer than the ass. If wearing a skirt, the bottom of a female's ass cheeks must be visible at the very minimum, though more exposure is allowed. Any other clothing article must be tight enough to display the full figure of a woman's legs and ass. The tighter, the better. Failure to abide by this law will result in Naruto spanking the woman's naked ass publicly for the village to see.''
After finishing that, she put the document aside and stood up and leisurely stretched. Naruto had more than enough time; summoning him here wouldn't be unwarranted at this point. She didn't want to be as harsh as before, but in an instance like this, it was reasonable for her to stand her ground as the Hokage. So.... To prepare herself for Naruto's arrival, she stripped out of her pants and shrugged the green jacket she wore off to the floor.
The Naruto branded panties she wore dug into the crease of her meaty ass; she gave it a solid wack and moaned as her jiggling flesh wobbled. Her hands hooked onto her knee, and she arched her back before planting her fat ass onto the table. She made an effort to subtly twerk her butt as she awaited Naruto's presence, not caring for any documents she ruined from the weight of her fat and sweaty arse.
Just then, Naruto barged open through the doors leading into her office. Tsunade looked over her shoulder and raised an eyebrow, "Took you long enough, brat."
She felt Naruto's eyes land on her twerking ass atop the table. Then his gaze moved over to the large windows behind her. Luckily they were all covered by curtains.... That she had folded aside so that the entire village could happen to see her thrusting herself against the table.
Tsunade noticed Naruto's focus was on that useless relic and not her or her ass. She frowned. Really? The only reason she was twerking in the first place was.... because she's a cranky slut. And displaying her slutty side to Naruto was the perfect way to make it known to the fairly dense boy.
"Sorry I'm late Granny," Naruto mumbled. "I just wanted to play around with my toy."
"Oh really?" Tsunade raised an eyebrow and... slammed her hand down onto her ass. "And you wonder why I feel as though you don't deserve any kind of relic at the moment. They are tools, not toys." She extended a hand back.... while continuing to dig her other hand underneath the underwear that rode up tightly between her ass cheeks. "Hand it over. I'm sorry but, I promise the moment you are deemed ready, I will consider lending you an actually useful artifact."
"Oh." Naruto blinked and flashed a perverted smile. It was a look that caused Tsunade to instinctively roll her eyes; she sighed, her breath still smelling of his chode. He was no doubt planning to do something perverted; then he'll act upset when she goes off on him. It's as if he isn't aware that she has dealt with perverts long enough to know their cues. A plastic dildo appeared in her outstretched hand, and she instantly moved it towards her mouth so that she could lustfully lick the large rubbery balls. "You have more powerful artifacts?"
"I do," She said through her hunger-filled licks, which coated every inch of the dildo. "But right now I... Could show you what I may bestow on if you manage to prove yourself."
Tsunade got up from her position on the desk and moved over to the wall; her ass swayed with each step. Her Naruto-themed panties were pushed aside to make room for the massive Naruto-shaped dildo, which was jammed up her ass and clamped by her two fat ass cheeks. She removed a mirror from the wall; behind it stood a safe; her fingers instinctively danced over the combination lock, and it opened to reveal her collection of artifacts in which she spent years crafting each one.
"As you can see. When it is time," She stepped back to give Naruto a better view of her prized collection. A smirk was held on her face. Each item was thought out and was useless in its own right. Something she couldn't say for the worthless book Naruto received. "I have more useful tools to possibly bestow to you." Her arms moved up to cross over her chest.... She moved her hands up to squeeze her nipples through the material of her gray blouse. After she grabbed a solid hold of her erect nips, she casually pulled on her tits up and down to jiggle them while Naruto stared at the items she might consider giving him as a reward for good behavior.
Except, he wasn't looking. Instead, his neck was arched and his eyes were glued to that damn book.
Tsunade blinked. A book she was going to confiscate. For some reason, she allowed herself to get distracted, but since her safe was open, she might as well take the useless book and toss it in.... She chose to list off her prized relics instead of taking his book. "I have the Plate of Fortune. The Cleansing Rock of Life, the... Fuck Magnet butt plug, Titty Enlarger pasties, Pussy Pounder. Cunt Collector... Need I go on?"
"Pff... No, no not really."
Her eyes focused on his perverted look. She was trying to entice him in a genuine way by displaying that she would, in fact, gift him something he could use instead of the relic his dimwitted master gave him. But of course, he showed no signs of awe, only perverted amusement.
"Alright. Well. You are here for a reason," Tsunade continued to squeeze and twist her nipples while jiggling her huge melons in front of his face. Her gaze focused on the book he was currently writing in. It seemed like the only way to gain his attention would be to confiscate it, something she planned on doing since the moment he returned.
"Right," Naruto said. "Just let me put a dot... And... There!"
Once again, Tsunade raised an eyebrow. He looked up at her expectantly. It was a perverted look, one she fully expected at this moment. She rolled her eyes and sighed, her hands rested on the bare portion of her upper waist that wasn't covered by the absurdly small bunny girl one-piece outfit she wore. Now, she wasn't an idiot; that specific relic was one Tsunade had seen fail to work countless times; the pervert who crafted it had constantly tried to use it on her, every single time it failed to function. Now that Naruto had it and held an equally perverted look, she knew he was trying to get away with the same perverted things. It was the main reason why she wanted to take.... Let Naruto keep the relic. It couldn't do anything in its current state and would at least serve as a way for him to write away his perversion instead of acting out on it.
To humor him, Tsunade spread her arms apart and looked over her undersized playgirl bunny get-up. It was all black with white stockings that clutched onto her thick thighs and squeezed into her yielding flesh. The outfit itself was a V-shaped corset that displayed all of her massive tits, which hardly covered her nipples as the rest of her huge chest spilled over the outfit, revealing her upper and lower cleavage, along with the chest which held up her pillows. The bottom of it sunk between her legs and clutched onto her pussy tightly; her ass cheeks hid a large portion of it from view; it only managed to pop up out of the top of her ass-cleavage. It wrapped around her lower toned back and to the front, where it barely covered her tits.
"You happy? Did it work?" Tsunade teased with her arms outstretched; she shook her chest from side to side to cause her tits to wobble. The jiggling ripples caused one of her nipples to poke its head into the open air. "Go on. Tell me." She turned around and presented her heart-shaped rump for Naruto. The bottom portion of her bunny girl outfit couldn't be seen between the large fat ass cheeks that so happened to clap against each other every so often as she shook her rump for his pleasure. "What are you going to try to do with that thing?" She shook her hips side to side, then leaned up to sway her ass left and right in a dancer-like manner. "Don't think you can get away with anything perverted, kid."
As she danced, she shifted closer and closed the distance until her swaying buttocks were humping against Naruto's crotch.
The poor boy must honestly think she'd be allowing perversion to run amuck; it was blissful ignorance.
"I won't think about it." Naruto grunted. He wrapped his hands around Tsunade's body which was pressed up against hers, she shifted her golden eyes down to see that his useless book was right below her. She had to peer her head to look past her huge tits, but she managed to read.
''Naruto is Hokage. Tsunade will kiss the tip of his cock then bow before him, letting him cum all over her head to solidify her position below him''
"Oh, you're serious." Tsunade snorted. "Okay, go ahead, put a dot at the end."
"You sure?" Naruto asked.
"Make it a bet," She smirked. "If it works, I'll do what you wrote down, but if it doesn't, your face will have a meeting with my fist."
Naruto made a playoff thinking it over. She knew he was putting on a show; the boy truly did think this artifact worked. But her years spent watching the item fail to accomplish anything proved that he was wrong in that regard.
"Alright! Deal!"
Tsunade chuckled. She wouldn't actually hurt him. But to freak him out, she'd get close to doing so. She pressed herself against his frame as she continued to thrust her ass onto his bulge.
That was when she felt the distinct outline of something solid press onto her bare back. The shape was instantly familiar to her; she glanced backward and noticed a chain around his neck. It went down his shirt and, from her angle she could make out...
The Pendant of Power!?
No... No, that was a gift she specifically handed to Sakura. How did he get his hands on it!?
Her brow furrowed instantly. "Naruto..." Her voice came out as a dark growl. "Why do you have..."
Without finishing her sentence, a sudden thought entered her mind. The Pendant of Power.. A relic she handcrafted to enhance any chakra's effects more than tenfold... After her months spent testing it, she found that no jutsu wasn't boosted by the pendant's amplifying effect. But if Naruto had the weak reality-altering book, AND the Pendant of Power, he could potentially...
Her eyes widened.
His perverted looks...
His smug stance and constant chuckles...
The Pendant of Power would make that book into potentially the most powerful relic in existence, and both of them were in the hands of a teen with an irresponsible mind. And...
And what he had written down in the book would come true! Why hadn't she thought of that connection!? She handed Naruto that book and essentially control over reality itself by putting out her Pendant of Power without considering the prospect of him somehow stealing it. He was smug because he knew exactly what he was doing.
Everything was moving slowly in those moments. Now that Tsunade was aware of the power Naruto held, she acted fast. Her hand flew in a motion to knock the book out of his grasp. But, unfortunately, Naruto had a head start, his pen was pressing against the book's surface; right as she knocked his hand, the pen laid a dot down on the page to cap off the sentence he wrote and....
Tsunade kneeled on the floor; she fished Naruto's dick out from his pants and boxers. After flicking back her golden hair, she held his fully erect cock in her hand. Her eyes looked up to meet Naruto's. "For you, Lord Hokage." She then leaned her head and planted her lips against the tip of his cock, his pre oozed between her mouth pillows, and she gently dabbed her tongue out to poke his head. After a long second with her mouth pressing the head of his cock, she shifted back, a line a spit connected her lips to his member; she adjusted her position to one where her curved ass jutted out as her chest pressed against her knees and her massive tits mashed against the wooden floor. She bowed before her Hokage and awaited his cum to bathe her forehead.
With his everlasting perverted smile, Naruto pumped his dick for a few moments that Tsunade spent waiting obediently.
She didn't have to wait long; without delay, Naruto's jizz erupted onto her golden hair. Tsunade did nothing but press her face further onto the floor, to the point where her lips were kissing the ground. She passively waited while her Hokage coated her hair, shoulders, and uncovered back; with how tightly her tits were mashed together, she could feel sweat form and sink into the cleavage that pressed against the floor at the feet of her lord.
Above her, she could hear her Hokage chuckle and say. "Haha.. Dang! That was easy!"
Edited by - Control Freak
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