Hocus Pocus

This one strikes your curiosity, mostly because you barely remembered it was a Disney film in the first place. As you think about it, you remember now; a matronly and sexy Bette Middler, a young and lithe (and non-horse-faced) Sarah Jessica Parker, and that fat brunette whose career disappeared faster than a plate of little debbie snacks in her trailer.

"This could be interesting," you say to yourself as you push the door open into picturesque Massachusetts.