Hit on her again

"Sure, howabout you and me take a walk together out in ..." you begin to say,
but before you can finish your sentence, a sudden earthquake hits the building
knocking you onto your back.

A sudden fiery hole appears in the room, flames lashing out in despair as you
catch glimpses of tormented spirits rising out from the floor, oblivious to all. Suddenly
an ugly demonic looking creature appears from the ground.

"You know," muses the demon in a voice as soft as a whisper. "I was suppose to
appear later tonight to appease and perhaps fuck some of my close followers,
those cute little satanist ritualists those. But, I just could not bear to hear any more
of your ridiculous pick up lines. So, I figure, why not just hit two birds with one
stone, you know?"

The demon then grinned malevolently and violently impaled you on a talon, dragging
you back to the depths from whence it came.

...

Needless to say, that was a quick end to your adventure.