His neighborhood crush

John's thoughts went to his next door neighbor Caroline. She was 20, a medical student, and was super hot. He'd had a crush on her for years, and now with the ring, he could make his fantasies a reality.

He went to her house, but found her out on a walk instead.

He smiled at her. She gave a wave back. Then he came up to her.

"Caroline, I know you're madly in love with me. You've spent the last year dreaming of all the ways you want me to fuck you, and want nothing more than for me to be your boyfriend and eventual husband."

Caroline blushed. "How did you know?"

"Because I know these types of things," John said.