His daughters

"Heeeey, Daddy!" Kate said. "Can I, like, take the car? I have another party to be at!"

"Hold on," Kylie, now Zara, said, taking on the role of concerned mother. "Who all will be at this party?"

Kate rolled her eyes. "Just some friends from school."

"C-can't we just stay w-with Mom and Dad at this party?" Beyonce asked.

"Yeah!" Gal said in agreement. "I was gonna see if anyone was ready to get their ass beat in volleyball!"

"Language!" Zara chided.

"Sorry, Mom," Gal said.

John turned to Jordan.

"I wish that, upon being given new names, Kate, Beyonce, and Gal would be erased from existence and also be wearing clothes that represent their new personalities."

"Granted."