His Phone Rings Again

He was almost to Grace’s house when his phone rang again. He look down and it was a number he didn’t recognize but he answered it, “Hello?”

Hi Jack, this is Joe Taggert. My wife woke up this morning really hungover, thanks for bringing her home.

“Uh, no problem, I was happy to help,” Jack stammered out.

“Yeah that’s what I thought until, get this, she asked me if I had a good time fucking her last last night. And I thought to myself, I didn't fucked my wife last night.”

‘No, you fucked my mom instead,’ Jack thought to himself.

“Anyway, I have a camera in my bedroom with a motion sensor that films things. Not really your business why I do that. But anyway I looked at some footage from my bedroom last night and I think we need to talk about how you and your girlfriend decided to fuck my wife. Why don’t you come over to the house right now and we can talk about it.”