Hide under the bed!

Yes, that's a genius idea! You dive under the bed as you see her approaching, hiding from her with the expertise of a professional assassin.

"Hey! Where did you go?" the oblivious Delphine says, looking around the room with a severe lack of object permanence. She begins storming around the room, tossing around all the pillows and plushies, looking for you and your balls, "You can't hide forever! Those eggs will be scrambled one way or another!"

You peek an eye out from under the bed, proud of yourself for such a clever hiding spot. Her back was turned to you, her cute round ass bouncing around as she peruses the room, staring at it for a bit caused your dick to harden a bit, pressed uncomfortably against the floor. The door out of here was just a few meters away, you wait patiently for a moment longer before crawling out from under the bed and dashing for the door. However, you trip on a stuffed octopus and slam right to the hard floor, avoiding literally all of the pillows that could've cushioned your fall.

"There you are!" you hear her say behind you. In a panic, you start to crawl towards the door on your hands and knees as fast as you can, reaching towards the doorknob before you feel Belle's foot slam into your nuts. Not the hardest kick in the world, but with the added ache of hitting your balls on the floor, it was enough collective pain to cause you to go lightheaded, hearing the sounds of her annoying british laugh as you pass out clutching your sack.