Heterosexual

You come to a stop light. As you sit waiting for it to turn green, you notice a very attractive womyn jogging along the sidewalk. She has to be at least a D-cup if not more. She is roughly 5'-6" tall with gorgeous blonde hair down to her ass. As she gets closer, you can see that her eyes are a sky-blue that makes you twitch in your pants just the slightest bit. Her ass, though, is what really grabs your attention. It bounces like Santa's belly.

"I would love to see that ass naked," you think idly. As you are imagining the womyn pulling down her pants and showing you her ass, she stops and does just that. You suddenly are pulled from your daydreaming by the honking from the car behind you. It seems the light has turned green. As you pulled forward, you notice the jogger is still standing there in the exact pose you imagined her in. You are confused for a moment before you put it out of your mind.

"That was strange," you think as you continue driving to work.

Finally arriving at work, you pull into a space and get out of your car. As you get out, you remember the device you bought. You take a few minutes to figure out how it works. Once it is synced up to your phone, you place the device around your neck. It seems to adjust to your neck so that it almost seems to become a part of you. You marvel at the fit and head into the office. Passing the receptionist, you smile at hir. Milan is the friendliest receptionist your office has ever had.

Everyone and their great grandmother likes hir. Shi constantly brings life and happiness to work. You never seem to be able to pass hir without smiling and striking up conversation. Even when you are having a bad morning, shi is able to lighten your mood. There is just something so... fun about hir. The fact that shi is... dual gendered... really doesn't seem to bother you.

"Good morning, John."

"Good morning, Milan. How are you today?"

"Like you need to ask. I am very well today. How are you?"

"I'm good. A little confused, but good nonetheless."

"Oh? What are you confused about, hon?"

You walk closer to hir desk and lean on it as you recall the incident with the jogger. "I saw the strangest thing as I was driving to work."

"What would that be?"

"Well, I was daydreaming about a hot jogger I saw. Low and behold, she actually did what I imagined she was doing."

"What, pray tell, was she doing in your dirty little mind?" Milan winks at you to show shi is just playing. You have a reputation around the office of being very straight laced and serious. That's not to say that you don't cut loose from time to time. You are just known for never really breaking the rules.

"She was mooning me in public. Well, more accurately, she was showing me her hot, sexy ass... in public."

"And the womyn in question was actually doing this in real life?"

"Yeah. That's what has me confused."

"You can't quite figure out why she would do such a thing?"

"Exactly. I mean how often has something you imagined EVER happened in real life? Especially just as you are imagining it."

"Well, I tend to think life has its reasons for things like that. You can't let the oddities of life bother you."

"Yeah, you're right. Thanks for listening. I bet you would look really hot naked, Milan."

"You are very welcome, John." Shi doesn't even seem to register your last statement as her clothes just sort of vanish. The look on your face is priceless. Had anyone to describe it, they would say it is beyond shocked.

"Milan, are you aware you are naked," you ask in an attempt to alert hir to hir sudden lack of proper attire.

"What are you talking about? This is normal office clothing." Shi seems almost as puzzled by your statement as you are by hir complete unawareness of hir state of dress... or undress, as it were.

"Sweety, you are not actually wearing anything." Shi continues to argue that shi is in fact wearing appropriate clothing. You can clearly see shi is getting rather offended by your comments to the contrary. Rather than make hir more upset, you opt for the better part of valor and retreat to the elevator. You push the button and wait for slowest elevator in the world.

[Ding]

You look up as the elevator arrives. You stare at your reflection in the doors as you wait for them to open. The Bluetooth device you have implanted in your neck looks really good with this outfit. The color of it is a bit strange, but you can't really do anything about it now. It was far too expensive to have implanted in the first place to start questioning something as silly as the color. After all, green IS your favorite color.

The doors open and you enter lost in thought. Your encounter with Milan and the jogger have you a little befuddled. Shi just refused to accept that shi was naked. The jogger just seemed to be oblivious of the fact that her ass was out in public. The strangest thing, though, was that no one other than you seemed to notice either event. It almost seemed that the changes were not just in the person who changed. It almost seems to you that you were altering reality itself. You think maybe you should try a little experiment. With this thought, you look up for the first time since entering the elevator.

You are surprised who is in the elevator with you.