Hesitantly, but yes!

Evan stared aghast at the woman sitting in the front seat, or rather her reflection, who blushed and quickly looked away. “Shit. Sorry.” Ron mumbled “I know it was stupid as soon as I said it. But I am kinda freaking out here. And I thought …. Well I can’t really see the.. the damage from here. And if I’m gonna get naked anyway…… I mean I am insured. But wouldn’t be the first time these fucks screw a honest working man ” Ron hesitated at the word man, swallowed hard then reiterated a bit more forcefully “ a honest working man, by claiming if you can’t prove some superpowered lunatic did it, it counts as an act of god. MRTs aren’t cheap. Neither are P.I.s. So I thought…. But yeah. Stupid idea. Anyway! Might have been that cat you saw wasn’t a cat. Think I saw something similar once on Tv. Creepy little pilgrim boy who could turn into a cat and did black magic stuff. Ah no. Didn’t turn into a cat. He had one following him around. Can’t remember the creepy fucks name though. And … and I’m rambling. Sorry bout that. Bet you didn’t see that one coming did ya, eh? “ Evan just nodded mutely, praying to got that he didn’t look as guilty as he felt. Apparently he didn’t because Ron continued “Err…would ya mind stepping outside for a minute? I’ll call you once it’s … once it’s all checked out. Ok? ”

Evan just nodded and climbed out and hurried a few steps away until he felt it relatively safe to address Inara without being overheard “What the fuck was that?” he croaked.

“You like it. ” a pleased Inara asked.

“You just turned that guy into a woman. And she offered to ..to…”

“To blow you for a hundred dollars and change, yes.” Inara said “ As I said: very easy to convince. I said I was gonna be extra nice and I meant it. Normally I’d stop at making the owner of the lamp stay hard until he cums inside a woman, without giving them a superpower to easily fix that. ”

“But who’d want that kind of superpower!?” Evan exclaimed, but his righteous indignation faltered in the face of Inars knowing smirk “Ok, I might have fantasized about something like that, but those were just….. people fantasize about a lot of things.” “Or devote a gigabyte of the hard-drive to” Inra helpful added. “ Or… ok yeah I fantasized about it more than once. But that doesn’t mean I want it to happen!”

“And yet it has. Isn’t life wonderful?! And don’t think I didn’t see your dick twitch when you saw what had happened to your driver. Seeing the girl looking all flustered and confused, after he made you feel like such a virgin when asking to go for the red-light district. “

“No! ” again that knowing smirk “Ok. Maybe it was a bit ….. but that doesn’t mean I wanted it..this!”

“I know. You can blame this one on me. I am still an Ifrit, no matter how much I like you. But it is because I like you that I’ll give you a little hint: If you don’t convince her to help you out with your little problem, things will get worse. ”

“There is more?” Eva asked, already knowing the answer.

“Yes. Just one last little surprise to make sure things go smoothly. But I promise if you get her to take care of your needs now, you won’t have to see here way more often than you’d like to in the days to come.”

Evan looked back towards the taxi, or more specifically to the shape he could see moving in the dark interior. It wouldn’t be right to abuse the cabbies magically induced gullibility. But apparently it would only get worse if Evan didn’t. Maybe he was just considering this because Evan was dead tired, still horny as hell and still overwhelmed by all the twists and turns his life had taken in the past few hours. But the only way out was probably a wish. And Evan was pretty sure that would go even worse when he was tired, distracted by his dick and out of sorts.

Promising himself he’d think of a way to make it up to Ron in the morning, Evan turned towards Inara. “Ok. You win. I’ll go and get… I’ll convince her if you promise to give me some privacy. ”

Inara looked like he’d just threatened to take away her favorite toy “But that is the best part. What if I promise not to say a word?”

Evan shook his head “No. I think this is where I draw the line. I feel bad enough as it is. So I don’t want to see you out of the corner of my eye while doing it. ”

“Weeeeell if you insist.” Inara said with a pout, “ See you when the deed is done. ” as she slowly dissolved into purple wisps of smoke.

‘Hurray for little victories!’ Evan thought as he turned towards the cab. How was he even going to do this?

He’d nearly reached the drivers side window, before Ron noticed him and hastily drew her shirt closed across her exposed chest, but by that point Evan had already gotten a good few seconds to take in the body underneath the baggy garment. Like the man that had greeted Evan as he entered the cab, she still had a lot of unnecessary pounds but now most of them seemed to be concentrated in the large pendulous breast that had replaced male Rons gut as female Rons most prominent feature.

Ron was the first to break the awkward moment that ensued, rolling down the window to ask “Yeah?” while trying to hold her shirt closed with one hand.

“I’ve been thinking and …” Evan began before blurting out “I was wondering if the offer still stands.” In an embarrassed whisper.

The woman stared at Evan for a moment, then her gaze flicked down to the bulge in Evans pants, then back up to his face.

“I had an ..accident with viagra.” Evan lied, because the idea of Ron thinking he was turned on by her situation (even if he was just a little bit) was to much for Evan to bear.

“Suuuure.” Ron said, “That the offer still stands I mean. But this has to stay between us ok?”

“Yes.” Even was quick to agree “Of course. So I was thinking a blowjob…. Would that be ok? ”

“Yeah. Yeah. Sure,” Ron looked around before nodding towards the back “We should probably use the back seat. That work for you?”

“Yeah sure.” Evan agreed, climbing into the car again, scooting aside as Ron got out and joined him in the back.

“I garner you are new to this kind of thing. So. Just lay back and I’ll do the rest ok..” She said “That work for you?”

It did, as far as Evan was concerned. When Ron asked him to close his eyes he was quick to comply.

Evan could hear and feel her moving around trying to find the best position inside the cramped quarters of the back seat. Then he felt a hand on his thigh. Evans eyes shot open to see the chubby blonde kneeling in front of him without her shirt. His eyes quickly scanned her body in the light of the street lamps, taking in the way her new butt and thighs stretched her slacks almost to the bursting point, while her belt hung uselessly around her thinner waist. Then his gaze traveled upwards to take in the small paunch that was absolutely dwarfed by her new butt and the tits hanging from her chest, before ending at her flushed face as she stared down at his crotch.

Then he felt her hand slide up his thigh, gliding over his hard cock and giving it a tentative squeeze. Her gaze flicked up to his as Evan let out a small hiss at the sensation, widening as she met his gaze and her free hand came up to cover her chest.

Evan quickly screwed his eyes hut again. “Sorry.” he murmured

After a moment her hand started moving again “Just keep them shut this time. ” she murmured back.

“Holy shit..... She’s going to...... Please let this be real......” Evan thought as he felt her hands begin to nestle with his pants. She struggled a bit to get the button loose, from an unfamiliar angle. But when Evan moved to help she gently pushed his hand away “I got this.” Finally the button relented and the zipper followed suit. She tried to pull the pants lower, and Evan raised his hips of the cushion to help, eliciting a startled yelp as his thigh mashed into something soft. “Sorry!” Right! She was kneeling over him so of course he’d bump into her crotch if he did that. “No harm done. I was just surprised” Ron assured him. And on the second try Evans pnats managed to wiggle his pants down to his knees with her help. He heard Ron let out a apprehensive little breath then Evans briefs were pulled down to his knees.

With a bit of gentle prodding Ron spread Evans legs, a bit before shimmying around the backseat again to find a better position. Then -finally – Evan felt a soft hand gliding up his to give it a slow stroke, and quickly draw away as Evan let out a small groan of relief. It took several more starts and stops before they had established something that wasn’t to forceful but not to timid either. And then Evan felt soft lips envelope his dick. Ron was obviously unsure as to what she was going to do or how to do I, but that didn’t matter much at this point. Especially not with the added stimulus of her breasts pressing against Evans thigh as she bent over.

His mind began to short circuit as the orgasm rocked his body. And to his surprise Ron didn’t jerk away as the cum filled her mouth. It wasn’t until he as spent that the cabbie hastily pulled away. And then Evan could hear an audible gulp, followed by a short coughing fit.

When his eyes flew open in surprise Evan saw Ron already descending on his cock once again, and watched in utter shock as she gave it a long lick. Then another, before quickly righting herself avoiding his eyes. “I realized halfway through that I forgot to cover the seat.” She said by way of explanation, snapping her shirt from where it had been folded across the front seat “So it was either that or spend an hour removing the stain.” She said as she buttoned up.

“Ready to go home?” Ron said once the last button was in place. Sounding more like the slightly gruff cabbie again, that Evan had asked for directions to the red-light district. she obviously didn’t want to talk about what just happened, but neither did Evan.

The drive home was silent, and thankfully entirely ifrit-free.

Once they reached the bus station where Evan had asked the cabbie to pick him up, Evan wordlessly handed over the contents of his wallet and got out. Evan was too tired to remember the walk home, or how exactly he got into his bed. But then there he was. Laying under his covers and facing a life where he’d could never get hard again without becoming a kinky version of king Midas.

“Fuuuuck! I wish I didn’t have to deal with that DTF thing ” he murmured as he drifted of into a fitful sleep.

A slip of tongue, that might not have happened if Evan hadn’t felt like he was in the privacy of his own room. Or had noticed that unless before Inaras hadn't reappeared after he told her he ‘didn’t want to see her’.

"Or had some fucking help." he continued bitterly, because this sure as hell sounded like a case for soeone like Batman. But he didn't think Inara had lied when she said contacting the Justice League, might end badly.

“Your wish is my command.” A unseen speaker whispered, as a small cloud of purple smoke left Evans mouth and coalesced into a crystal the size of his hand hovering gently above his head.

“If you don’t want to deal with it someone else will. But …. It might need a few tweaks first.” the unseen speaker decided as she plucked the crystal out of the air.