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Rachel Savage vs Z

Princess Abby vs Warrior Nun Liz

Becky 2.5 vs Tanya Star

Kendra vs Judy Black

"We have our matches, folks!" a woman over the loudspeaker blared.

"In round 1, Rachel Savage vs Z! The human war vet vs. the shapeshifting fighter!

"Our second bout is Princess Abby vs Warrior Nun Liz! The Psychic princess vs the speedy holy warrior!

"Our third fight pits Becky 2.5 fights Tanya Star! The love machine against the juggy green giantess.

"And then, we wrap it up with Kendra vs Judy Black! The exotic dancer against the **** trader!"

"We know you're as excited as we are for these fights, so let's get going!"