The Exhibition Match

"Welcome everyone to Sex Fighters IX. I'm one half of the announce team Katie Shaw!"

"And I'm Dixie Cummings!"

"And tonight we start with a special announcement from Mama Luv herself. Take it away Mama!"

Mama stands in the middle of the ring wearing a blue top that barely holds her breast and blue skirt with a mike in hand looking at the ground looking tired and defeated.

"So...um... you know what happened to me... to my family last year to the Mcvans. And I have to say its all my fault!"

The audience booed.

"Oh that's not true Mama!" Dixie cries.

"No! No! It is." Mama says, "I should've seen it coming, The Mcvan twin thing. It's a classic heel move we seen over and over again in the wrestling world, but I wasn't expecting it to happen out of Kayfabe. I think the problem is, is that I'm too tired. I got one little girl, Becky starting 4th grade, I have three girls and one boy getting out of diapers, I have a granddaughter still in diapers and drinking both her mama's and mine tits of milk like it was going out of business. I have a ranch to maintain, lovers, husbands, wives to please, porns to do, rodeos to take part in. It's so much. And..." Mama holds a strain of hair in eyes, "By looking at the grey that starting to pop in my hair I'm **** to admit, I'm getting old. So I made a decision. Tonight will be my last match."

People gasp.

"Oh no!" Dixie cries.

"I feel you too, Dixie. Too soo Mama! Too soon!"

Mama then looks up fury in her eyes, "But before I go I have a score to settle. I'm not going out like a bitch after being **** in front of my own family! So I'm calling Megan Mcvan out to face me in my final match! One on one. Fair and square!"

The crowd goes wild.

"I did I hear that correctly, did Mama just challenged Ms. Mcvan to a match!"

"You heard it right, Dixie. But I still can't believe it."

"Come on Megan!" Mama says turning to the ramp, "I know you won't use your daughters as they got be in tip top shape to face my daughters in the Royal Match and you have nothing to lose but your pride. What is it going to be? Are you going to shut me up like you did last year or am I just going to call you a coward like all Mcvans?"