Hell yeah

If you can't wish for some of the worst things possible. Why even have magical fairies? You grab the large purple book sitting down on your crappy couch.

"I wish my couch were leather." you wish toward your fairies.

Cosmo waves his wand toward the couch. Your ass immediately feeling great as the leather felt nice below you. You were surprised how instance the wishing and magic happened while you flip through many of the large letter rules pages.

Wanda looks down at you with suspicious all around her face. She seem to be judging you with her pink eyes for reading Da Rules book. Wanda cross her little arms across her tiny fairy chest.

You said towards Cosmo. "Turn on my new tv and find something that we can watch." You look over at the pink haired fairy with a hint of mocking in your voice. "I read much faster with sounds around me."

Wanda eyes never leaving yours, but Cosmo easily began to wave his wand at the flat screen tv. His green eyes filled with flashes of the Power Rangers. Then he flips quickly through the stations taking in a few seconds of the original Marvel Avengers film, a Star Wars scene where Vader is kicking ass with an army of stormtroopers behind him, Batman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Flash, and Cyborg being beaten by Superman from the terrible Justice League movie, the Two Towers battle scene with the orcs overtaking the castle, and many more movies scenes.

Cosmo settles on a teen romance movie as he wishes up an oversized bowl of popcorn. He float while eating the buttery yellow popcorn. Cosmo laughs loudly and cried even louder when the couple on screen broke up for the fifth time.

After two hours and another terrible chick flick, you finished reading Da Rules. You smile over at Wanda who pink eyes met yours. She been watching you read while her doofus husband began to go to town on another large bowl of popcorn.

Wanda said. "Finds anything interesting."

You nod. "All of these rules said something about godchildren having to follow the rules."

Wanda said with a little nerves invading her voice. "Yes. All god kids has to follow Da Rules."

You stood up. "I am no kid. The key word in this book is kid and children. But I am an adult, now with the power to evoke fear around the world." You went over pointing toward the vivid New York City landscape. "These people will be my first subjects as I take over this entire planet." You look at the TV seeing a commercial about recycling and saving the earth. "I think this ruthless greedy earth needs a ruthless greedy person to run it."

Wanda said now with for fear in her voice. "You and what army."

You said. "Cosmo I wish for..."

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