Hell yeah he'll do mom

He knew he was being crazy. Mom would always be there. If she wanted him, she could have him any time. By taking her now, he was basically spitting in Eliza's eye... and he'd probably never get another chance with her.

And then there was what Karen had said about never dumping one of his girls just because he got a better offer.

So, yeah, taking his mom's offer now was just wrong.

Still, he couldn't say no to her.

"Sorry, Eliza," he said. "I've can't let my mother down."

"Fine." Eliza got off the bed and walked over to where he'd left her dress pooled on the floor. She tugged it over her hips, then asked her daughter to zip her up from behind.

"You don't have to leave," Matt protested. "I'll be ready to go again in a few minutes and we can--"

"Come on, Matt. Amy said you needed me to help you learn how to do better with girls. I tried but obviously you think you have better ways to learn. So, you don't need me. I've got stuff to do at home so I'm heading back. Do you want to come, Amy, or are you going to stay here."

The way she threw that question at Amy, it was pretty obvious what answer she expected. It was equally obvious to Matt that he could kiss the hundred a week goodbye. He just hoped Eliza wouldn't take it out on Karen as well.

Once Eliza had stormed out of the apartment, he held out his hand to his mother. "That was awkward. Can we make it better?"