Heads

The guard and you look at each other for what seems an eternity. Then suddenly,

with a quickness that would belie a person of the guard's size, he reaches for

his taser, (which you note quickly and grimly affectionately has the word, 'taser'

scratched off and replaced with the word 'phaser') and rudely renders you

unable to stand!

You collapse in a twitching heap of limbs and painful moans, as the security guard

calls for backup, and tasers you a few more times.