Head over to the Shemale side of town

It has long been known that shemales can when they use a certain nano technology fuck the masculinity out of a man and use it to make their own dicks bigger. This would essentially mean you could get a free sex change if you could get one of them to fuck you. The only problem with this is they are in massive demand from sluts such as yourself and as such have grown truly massive dicks and for the transformation to be successful you must get them to cum deep inside your ass. This is a major problem for you as you have never had anything bigger than your own finger in your ass so its going to be painful if you go down this road. The other problem with this is though you will get a vagina people tend to only receive small tits from the process.